[she is good at that, saying unexpected things with an upbeat voice and a smile]

I got kidnapped by a former friend and her boyfriend who uh...didn't like me very much. They pulled me through a portal and restrained me, then performed a lobotomy. They were only partway through when Buffy arrived; but it gave me time to slip my consciousness to another realm and heal myself. Not even a scratch. [she sounds pleased with her - admittedly amazing - feat]